Knickers.

Courtesy of Jean.
Temasek Polytechnic, school of Business.
Diploma in Retail Management.

I speak my own words like phases of the baked moon. I live my own life like thunders of the monstrous storms.


Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Bottoms up.

1830 Standing before the entrance of room B1232, we hesitated
for a second too long. With a slight degree of uncertainty, Adz
pushed the door open and stepped foot into the room. Blessings
from above, we made it to the right room, sparing us embarrassment.

1900 Attempting to kindle a fire for the second time, it
was successful and that marked the start of our barbecue.

Ridzuan arrived in the midst of our barbecue session and he
helped out in the action without whines or complaints. Ji Guang
was just the contrary, refusing our requests and telling us to do
it ourselves.

Being no pushover, Adz started bickering with him, and that is
what I called 'class spirit'. It is evidently undeniable that we are all
mean to him, and by now, he should have learnt to take our
insulting remarks with a pinch of salt.

We had great companions around the stoned table, piping hot
food charred to perfection, and awesome music blaring in the
foreground. It was that simple.

2130 Three games were all we played, but the fun we had
was written all over our faces. We kicked the ball rolling with
Handiplast, an abusive game I learnt from Shayne. The second
game we played was Murderer.

The last game had to be the best and the nosiest, sending shrills
and laughter up the ceiling. We started off with the classic Heart
Attack. All of us had to either get on our knees and slide just to
have our hands stacked in the middle, or simply throw ourselves
forward. It was hilarious seeing everyone one of us drawing
close simultaneously all too fast.

We ended off with Heart Attack- Idiot Level, and the actions we
had to do were really retarded. Ji Guang was exceptionally
retarded, what's with his actions resembling the credit card
commercial. Hats off to him.

2300 Adz took a lift from Say Lee's boyfriend whilst Ridzuan
hailed a cab. Down with five of us and after much contemplation,
we decided to catch a midnight movie.

0020 We watched How to Train Your Dragon and I must admit
I enjoyed the movie. I don't usually do animations, but this one
worked for me. Toothless was so adorable it made me felt like
pinching his cheeks!

0230 After the flick, we took a stroll to central at the pace of
a snail. We bought a big bottle of beer each before heading back
to our chalet. I already felt sticky, dirty, and uncomfortable, akin
the garbage in the rubbish chute.

0400 Yet another barbecue session to fill our hungry stomachs.
As we were waiting for our food to be edible, there was a small
commotion going on between two men. Apparently, one was
drunk as a lord and the other was perfectly sober. The drunkard
pushed the sober guy into the bushes but that buddy of his still
did not leave him in the lurch.

Before we started to drink, we had no choice but to ask around
for a bottle opener since we were armed with none. Botak
approached a bunch of ah bengs and despite not having any
opener either, they were still adamant on opening our bottles.

0630 Back to the room and we sprawled on the beds slacking
and chatting.

Fun fact about Si Hwee: She cannot burp.
All of us were already burping out loud but as hard as she tried,
she still could not burp.

Fun fact about Amanda: She fears roaches.
Yeah, she was dancing around when we saw a cockroach twice.

Fun fact about Botak: He abhors Dettol.
So I irked him by pouring some on his armpit.

Fun fact about Ji Guang: He snores like a vacuum cleaner.
We all agreed.

Fun fact about Jean: I burped out loud.
But this was an exception. My burps are priceless.

0800 It was the time we started to doze off. I managed to
catch a wink that lasted for half an hour before waking up to
a hangover. Botak experienced it too.

0900 This time, I slept for an hour. I was not particularly
tired, but my splitting headache had me lying down on the bed.

1015 We evacuated the room and checked out.

I really had a blast, and I am sure everyone else feels the same
way too. It was a simple gathering between the few of us, but
I enjoyed myself without a doubt.

1145 Knocked out!

1900 Rise and shine.

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